My favorite movie star, Clint Eastmetal. Cliché, of course, but I was young and impressionable. He was a human, and not just any human—a cowboy human. Other robots wanted to go to space, I wanted to go to the Wild West. Clint Eastmetal made smoking look cool. Everything Clint Eastmetal did was cool. He even made ponchos look cool. Ponchos. Most importantly he always had a cigarette in his mouth.