1. @*&$!!!!!!2. I hear Montana’s cheap.3. No.4. I knew this was going to happen.5. Now I can eat for three!6. I didn’t just hear that. 7. How many of them? Who, me?8. There’s a really good chance this is a bad dream.9. They won’t fit.10. But we only bought one crib.11. WHY ME?!12. Come again?13. I think she said twins.14. That’s just not possible.15. But we weren’t doing fertility treatments.16. No, those don’t run in my family.17. We should have used protection.18. I regret coming here today.19. I could really use some alcohol right now.20. Maybe it’s a mistake.21. Wow, those supplements really worked.22. If I could turn back time...23.