1. You look so skinny! Which juice cleanse are you on? 2. All-you-can-eat oysters was probably a bad idea. 3. How are you going to keep all this weight off when you get better? 4. Isn’t that what Pepto-Bismol is for? 5. You know that one scene in "Bridesmaids"? I laughed so hard I almost puked. 6. Should I order the lasagna or the nachos? Maybe I'll get both. 7. You know what I never get sick of? Rice and water. 8. Did someone order egg salad? It smells like a sulfur mine in here! 9. I'm going on a coffee run, who's in? 10. Do you want the rest of my carnitas burrito? It’s got extra sour cream. Image source: s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/12/22/enhanced/webdr10/anigif_enhanced-505-1413166950-10.gif 11. I can't remember the last time I threw up. 12. What'd you eat? Was it raw? 13. I had the driest tuna salad earlier. It really needed another big glob of mayonnaise in it. 14. I know the stomach flu sucks, but you're going to lose so much weight. Really you're lucky! 15. I never tell anyone I have the stomach flu because, really, who wants to say they have diarrhea? Image source: sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tumblr_mxh16fNka91qf9mevo1_500.gif 16. Three words: Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. 17. You know what would make you feel better? A rollercoaster ride! 18. Where did you eat last? Oh yeah, everyone gets sick there. 19. Is it hot in here? You look super sweaty.