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1. You look so skinny! Which juice cleanse are you on?

2. All-you-can-eat oysters was probably a bad idea.

3. How are you going to keep all this weight off when you get better?

4. Isn’t that what Pepto-Bismol is for?

5. You know that one scene in "Bridesmaids"? I laughed so hard I almost puked.

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6. Should I order the lasagna or the nachos? Maybe I'll get both.

7. You know what I never get sick of? Rice and water.

8. Did someone order egg salad? It smells like a sulfur mine in here!

9. I'm going on a coffee run, who's in?

10. Do you want the rest of my carnitas burrito? It’s got extra sour cream.

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11. I can't remember the last time I threw up.

12. What'd you eat? Was it raw?

13. I had the driest tuna salad earlier. It really needed another big glob of mayonnaise in it.

14. I know the stomach flu sucks, but you're going to lose so much weight. Really you're lucky!

15. I never tell anyone I have the stomach flu because, really, who wants to say they have diarrhea?

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16. Three words: Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

17. You know what would make you feel better? A rollercoaster ride!

18. Where did you eat last? Oh yeah, everyone gets sick there.

19. Is it hot in here? You look super sweaty.