Newlyweds can be so clueless. LoveFeed is here to help with the ABCs of a successful marriage.
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I’m Ophira Eisenberg with the Love Feed. Couple number one and this one is for the lady. What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever made whoopee? You’re what? Oh the newly wed game, how deliciously entertaining those to watch newly married couples reveal how little they know about each other. They are so screwed. But according to the Knot.com there are a number of difficult queries every engaged couple should review before twisting on those rings of everlasting bondage. Where do you see yourself in ten years? Let’s hope together. But here’s where you want to start using the “C” words. No, no, no not that “C” word. I’ll weigh worst one. Compromise, if you want to move to a farmhouse in Tuscany and you’re more of a city girl maybe you can agree on an apartment in Little Italy, and then there’s money, dirty, dirty money. Experts across the board claim money is the number one argument between new couples. So you might have to use the “B” word but budget and how did you plan now as to who’s selling their underwear on eBay and who’s picking up extra shifts at the Olive Garden. Finally, hang out with sound so summer of ’83 but figure out who is cleaning the toilet and when. Trust me. The last thing any educated woman wants to do with yell it or husband wall brandishing a toilet brush and that the answer to this is too tough. Comfort the “A” word. A systems budget and I made just not a French one you’ll have to compromise too.

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