Valentine's Rejects Video

Something the dads at DadLabs are not very good at is expressing romance. But that didn't stop us from writing heartfelt Valentine's letters to our wives, hoping to get lucky. We failed, no love. Please enjoy our lame, ill-advised, messages.
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Daddy Brad: Today we bring you a very special lab for a very special week. Daddy Clay: Just couple of days ago some office drop in to the studio include as in but our wives and a whole bunch of crap for Valentines Day. All they want it was a heartfelt letter expressing our feelings. Daddy Brad: So we are--- Daddy Clay: Totally, actually we mention did come up a decent letters but it took several drafts what follows are some excerpts of letters that did not make the cut. Daddy Brad: We hurts you thanks a lot, thanks a lot. Daddy Clay: Enjoy. My dear wife when I look back in our relationship it takes a really, really long time. Daddy Brad: Dear honey bunch is a brown sugar pops, you are so hot. You are after pushing two babies from your womb. Daddy Clay: I think about all of your amazing qualities and things what I love about you. One of the things is definitely comes to mind it is your amazing, beautiful food. Daddy Brad: Dear baby, and your eyes shine bright likes stars at night deepen the heart of Bradley and do not worry your uterus will go back down you would not look like we have big stomach anymore. Daddy Clay: Homemade barbeque sauce that you do on a pork chops. Daddy Brad: You smell really good like a hot mama should, deep in the heart of Bradley. Daddy clay: With green beans with the soy and ginger. Daddy Brad: Your skin is silky and your breast are milky deep in the heart of Bradley. Daddy Clay: And your Caesar salad homemade. Daddy Brad: I cannot tell you how much I love the bosoms right now. You know that you are breast feeding. Daddy clay: Potatoes and have the mustard and salt crust on them. Daddy Brad: But this Valentine’s Day, I understand our traditional you know the thing we do in our after dinner and after we kissed to bed you know that thing. Daddy Clay: It is crusty on the top and the middle is like hot and starchy. Daddy Dawn: I understand we cannot do that for like six weeks or something. I was thinking maybe that we could you know fool around another ways that you know could please me. Daddy Brad: I love to hear you talk and watch your ass when you walk deep in the heart of Bradley. Daddy Clay: Love Clay. Daddy Brad: Love Bradley. Daddy Dawn: Love big Papa Dawn. That is good, that is good I am going to get lucky tonight.

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