In this "Talks to Toys" segment Owen engages in social intercourse with a foul-mouthed plastic caterpillar.
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Owen: Hi, welcome back to the show, I'm Owen and in the studio today, we have Mrs. Caterpillar. You are looking beautiful, thanks for being here. You’re beautiful. Mrs. Caterpillar: You. Owen: No, you. Mrs. Caterpillar: You. Owen: No, you. Mrs. Caterpillar: You. Owen: Okay, me. Alright. Okay. Let’s talk a little bit. I've got some questions and I know that America wants some answers. Mrs. Caterpillar: Why? Owen: Because we're inquisitive people and we're curious about our celebrities. Mrs. Caterpillar: Why? Owen: Mainly because our own lives are shallow and cold. Mrs. Caterpillar: Why? Owen: Television has a lot to do with it. Politics, it's a really dark time in America. Mrs. Caterpillar: Why? Owen: I'm Florida. I guess would be an answer, one answer. Mrs. Caterpillar: Why? Owen: It’s too complicated to go into. Let's go ahead and talk about you. Now as I remember, you and your husband. Mrs. Caterpillar: Ex. Owen: Oh, oh I'm sorry. I didn’t realize you guys split. Well that’s, that’s something. I understand. Anyway, I just think it’s great that you decided to show up in this time in your life. Mrs. Caterpillar: You are. Owen: I am what? Mrs. Caterpillar: You are a. Owen: I'm a what? Mrs. Caterpillar: You are a cutie. Owen: Oh, now come one. You are. Mrs. Caterpillar: You. Owen: No, you. Mrs. Caterpillar: You. Owen: You. Mrs. Caterpillar: You are. Owen: You're a parrot. Now there's legends or rumors going around that you have recently joined charismatic church. We're all for the charismatic, aren't we Pythagoras. And in within that charismatic church that you've, actually you've taken part in some of the gifts of the spirit including talking tongues. Is that true? Can you do that now? Well that is pretty fascinating right there. Well, we're coming towards the end of our interview. I do want to ask, you look, well I want to say this nicely, but you look a little bloated and purple. Is there a reason for that? Mrs. Caterpillar: Take the money with Riff Rad. Bye-bye. Owen: These toys are getting more evasive. When questions get tough, the toys get going.

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