As Crohn’s patients, we experience the bathroom with a different set of eyes … and smells. Get your toilet paper or baby wipes ready — here are 29 things only someone living with Crohn’s will understand.

1. Baby wipes aren’t just for babies.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

2. It’s possible to clog a toilet bowl without paper.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

3. “Fast food” describes the speed at which it will come out of your butt.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

4. Italian food puts a hit on your small intestine.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

5. Public restroom, private nightmare.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

6. It’s wise to only purchase brown or black underwear.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

7. Matches burn away shame.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

8. Sometimes you’re on so many meds that the pills are a meal on their own.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

9. Infusion is for readers.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

10. When you obstruct, you understand the pain of childbirth.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

11. There are many ways to prep an H.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

12. If they love you despite the smells that come out of your butt, they’re the one.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

13. Your colon is a cave of mysteries. Be prepared for explorers.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

14. Barium is like a McDonald’s vanilla shake, except without the flavor or the happy.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

15. Small talk is largely annoying during a colonoscopy.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

16. We find bathrooms the way Indiana Jones finds treasure.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

17. Solid poo means it’s going to be a good day.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

18. The more ingredients it contains, the more reasons you have not to eat it.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

19. Great outdoors, awful bathrooms.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

20. Aisle seat, dude. Aisle seat.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

21. Steroids make your muscles bigger, mostly the ones in your face.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

22. Obstruction + salad = the opposite of healthy.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

23. Speeding tickets can be less costly than dry cleaning tickets.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

24. Mike McCready is a rock star for a whooooooole different reason.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

25. Mexican food makes you run for the border of the nearest toilet.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

26. If Gandalf had Crohn’s and encountered popcorn, he’d yell, “You shall not pass!”

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

27. Drinking to forget your pain will only make you remember your Crohn’s.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

28. IBD is worth it just to get out of jury duty.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

29. Crohn’s makes people interesting, deep, intelligent, and cool.

29 Things Only Someone with Moderate to Severe Crohn’s Would Understand

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